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Top 5 best complaint letters 27 Jan I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this?
And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert? No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: It must be the pudding.
It was a sour gel with a clear oil on top. Perhaps the meal on the left might be the desert after all. Anyway, this is all irrelevant at the moment.
I was raised strictly but neatly by my parents and if they knew I had started desert before the main course, a sponge shaft would be the least of my worries.
Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. More mustard than any man could consume in a month.
On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.
Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard. By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit.
Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast.
Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above. All I wanted to do was relax but obviously I had to sit with that mess in front of me for half an hour.
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